I just wanted to add that I hate coming back to work after a 3 day weekend.
Its hard to get started and even harder to keep moving.
Its 90 trillion degrees outside today
My hair looks like a ch-ch-ch-chia!
Lychee may taste good but it causes sores in your mouth
Bowie is the white trash capital of Maryland
I ate a bag of Andy Capp Hot Fries
I want to go buy MAC makeup and shoes for the rest of the evening
I get off at 5:30
Porkrind never showed up, thank god!
My new favorite songs are Kick Push by Lupe Fiasco, Holla at me Baby by DJ Khaled, Hustlin by Rick Ross, and Why ya wanna by T.I.
I was supposed to go get gas at lunch and didnt
I was supposed to go to the bank at lunch and didnt
The guy in the office next to me is trying unsuccessfuly to grow a beard
The guy in the office next to me must be colorblind cause he wears lots of yellow, pink and green
and finally, no matter what a stripper tells you, there is no sex in the Champagne Room