Not So Beautiful

I am going to apologize up front for how angry this is going to sound, but make no mistake I am angry. This needs to be addressed and I don’t know if I am the right one to lead the charge, but

This month’s Essence magazine came in the mail and I finally sat down last night to thumb through it. So on the cover I see this:













*sidebar* Beyonce looks great of course

So, I already KNOW what they are getting ready to talk about. I don’t know where I heard it or how many years ago, but I’ve known for quite some time about this supposed secret sex destination for black men. They are talking about none other than Rio De Janiero.

Maybe it was all the videos with the black men in Rio, or maybe it was the ex-boyfriend of mine who seemed so amped to gather his closest friends and go 4 or 5 years ago, but I already knew the deal with Rio. If you don’t know, basically this is the head gasser capital of the free world. Any black man who is willing to spend the money can screw as many Brazilian women as he chooses in any quantity or fashion. They are traveling in droves to Rio in order to get their rocks off for a few hundred bucks. These guys are telling any dude who will listen too.

Apparently, it was always a popular destination for black men, but not until Snoop’s “Beautiful” video did tourism skyrocket. One guy in the article was discussing how all his boys go every year and how great and fantastic it is. The women are cheap, and there are plenty of them and they just love black American men. Since prostitution isn’t illegal down there, its pretty much a free for all. Does anyone see me warming up to a tirade yet? No? Well its coming…give it time.

The main reason given for these guys loving Rio so much is because the women basically cater to their every whim and need. These girls pamper and baby them, and give in to their every desire be it sexual or domestic. Cooking, massaging, two women, four women, you know basically anything goes and what man wouldn’t just love that. One guy said that he went for the purpose of getting everything his girl at home wont provide. “They let you be the man” he said. Another said that he enjoyed being able to sit in a bar surrounded by beautiful women who were willing to do whatever whenever for him, and he couldn’t do that in the states. One other man said that he went down for his bachelor party and had to rethink getting married. Ya'll ready? Good.

This is the sickest, the saddest and the most ridiculous shit I have ever in my whole life been witness to. The men that go to Rio are sad little children who need to have their hands held and be coddled. Words can not begin to convey how sickened I am by the notion that these men are doing this. I was having trouble even finishing my damn dinner, and I was so immediatly angry that I started to sweat. ANY MAN so obsessed with getting “special” treatment from some dirty Brazilian hookers is unsure of his manhood. PERIOD. If you need a bunch of foreign women to tell you how great and how amazing you are, then you really need to get your head examined. That is by far the most blatant form of low self esteem and frankly it makes me want to vomit.

Not that I dont appreciate Essence shedding light on the subject, but where is the fucking line between informing and advertising??? It was like they were selling time share points! All these personal accounts from tired ass men. From bus drivers to CEO's and travel agents. It was just appauling. WTF is Essence doing? These men cant handle having a women back home who would be strong or independent or have her own brain, so they go somewhere and they pay money to fuck women who are basically living in poverty and the only way for them to feed themselves and their families is to sell their bodies and pretend they like these men. They like your money, they do not like you. You are stupid and unreasonable if you believe that these women would ever want you for real if you didn’t either have money or a ticket out of Brazil.

I hate guys like this. They are the same dudes driving around town in BMW’s living in apartments or with their parents. Their priorities are all fucked up. I will get on the “why I’ll never date a guy driving a beamer” speech another time, but this needs to be addressed. How many of these guys going to fuck prostitutes are using condoms? How many of these low self esteem-Mike Jones motherfuckers are the prime reason we have issues in the black community. They say they don’t want women to be golddiggers, yet they compete with each other using BMW’s and Jewelry as a means to attract.

They say they don’t want a woman who is so independent that she won’t cater to them, but I don’t see any of them assholes offering to let their women be housewives. They love that money you make, but you need to be subservient not make more than they do. They want a woman who is sexual, but not too sexual then she is just a whore. Or not too little, cause then they can just find someone who will do what you wont. This black woman vs. black man shit is a product of their own doing. They use and abuse here at home and then do the same thing in Rio and call it a vacation.

You cant run around fucking women and dropping babies all over town and then want to marry a wholesome virgin. You cant want a big house and car and all sorts of shit but not be willing to either work for it or let your wife make more than you do. You absolutely cant expect a woman to work all day, come home and treat you like the damn children and fuck at your request and you ain't done shit but breathe! It doesn’t work that way, and my suggestion to any black American man, who feels like his lot in life is so terrible with his black American woman, then PLEASE by all means take your sorry, low self esteem having ass down to Brazil and move in with one of the hookers. The sooner we get rid of you dick measurers the better. You basically shit on everything that is the black family. You spit on the tireless hard work and support that the black woman has provided you since slavery all because we wont kiss your feet every five minutes. So please, for the love of god do us all a favor and get your ass to Brazil and don’t ever come back.

And for the record, any man of mine who even suggested that he alone, or with Craig and them, go to Rio is a fucking goner. There wont be any explanation, there wont be any tears or pleading. There will be him and his suitcase saying goodbye for good, and he best be moving there because I am just the type of bitch to set fire to all your shit once you go. I am as serious as cancer about that too, that’s the most disrespectful shit I’ve ever heard of next to fucking some bitch in my bed. As much as I truly and dearly with all my heart love my man and have searched for him for the last 9 years, one hint that he wants to go to Rio will have him single as fuck and his shit all out on the curb, trust and believe. I’ll never look back either, because it confirms that he is not the one for me. It confirms that he needs his ego stroked, and it confirms that he doesn’t give a fuck about himself as a man, let alone me as a woman.
WHEEEEWWWW that was rough huh? Well sometimes its like that.

So keep going to Rio folks, maybe someone will find you alluring and special there, because its obvious you just cant cut as a man here and yeah…I said it.